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[youretheworst]

(Gwen is a millennial, you better text her cause she sure ain't checking her pocket watch voice-mail)

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[notthekingpin]

[outside wherever gwen is staying these days, she will find a red envelope with her name on it. inside the envelope is what appears to be a drawing done either by a child or a blind man - take your pick - of a girl in a superhero costume that is red (what other color would it be?) and a guy with some dope aviators (also in red)

below this incredible work of art is the following handwritten (also in red are you sensing a theme hes got one marker and thats the color) message:]

roses are red
violets are blue
we had a team up back home
lets have one here too

[youretheworst]

[ Creepy, Murderdock. SO CREEPY. Gwen takes a pen and writes as big and deep as she possibly can. She doesn't know if he can read it but maybe if she etches her response into the paper, Murdock will get the picture. Because let's face it, she figures he's somewhere around, creeping, so she will just leave this note and go back inside. ]

NO.

[notthekingpin]

You know I can't read that.

[nah he's here, listening to her etch that shit into his BEAUTIFULLY DONE NOTE]

I'm going to assume it says yes. Call me maybe?

[youretheworst]

[ Gwen nearly jumps out of her skin as she turns to face Murdock. It's so easy to forget Matt is a frickin' ninja sometimes. ]

No, you stalker-creep! It says no.

[notthekingpin]

Don't be like that. We have a similar problem - we both need to get home.

[boy does he love the sound of hearts in terror over his presence. he'll just walk closer to her whatever.]

What happened to your teleporter? Is it broken?

voice; after daves post; so 2/18

[notthekingpin]

Gwen I have a random q.

[youretheworst]

[ A random q, do you even hear yourself, Murdock. ]

Yeah, what is it?

[notthekingpin]

[yes he sounds awesome :)) ]

What's the last thing you remember, before you ended up here?

[youretheworst]

[ more like he sounds lame, ftfy ]

Uh, I guess the worst Christmas ever since Dad's in jail and you gave me that whole talk about working for you.

voice | shortly after dil contacts everyone; 2/27 ish i guess

[notthekingpin]

Are you going after the shards, Spider-Woman?

voice;

[youretheworst]

[ Uh, wow, not a single sassy or sarcastic comment? This is new. ]

Yeah, I got some weird message from that lady, Dil. I'm paired up with some kid, the one who was making valentines?

[notthekingpin]

Steven.

[straight and to the point. you're right gwen, it's totally weird!!]

I received the same message. And the bribe.

[youretheworst]

Guess that means we're on the same weird mission, then.

[ Normally Murdock would be so much more... excited about that. Or at least he'd rub it in her face somehow. ]

You feeling alright, dude?

audio;

[notthekingpin]

If I have a party, will you come?

[youretheworst]

A "party"? Like a ninja pajama/dance fight party? Or an actual normal one?

[notthekingpin]

I haven't seen any ninja around, have you?

[ ???? ]

[youretheworst]

Yeah, you wouldn't.

[ :|||| ]

So, what's your angle? For the party, I mean. Parties don't seem like they're your scene. Unless you're hanging out in the back room running shady deals.

audio;

[notthekingpin]

You didn't turn into a child did you?

[you know. as a casual question. wtf ruby city]

audio;

[youretheworst]

Uhh... no?

[ What is this... child.... I mean, ok she has her suspicions since her watch has nothing but babies in it suddenly. ]

Who is this?

audio;

[notthekingpin]

It's Matt, you favorite arch-villain.

[hi gwen guess who hasn't mentally aged down yet]

You sound normal, so I'm going to take that as a good sign.

audio;

[youretheworst]

Ugh, seriously?

[ She was afraid you'd say that, Matt. ]

I mean, I guess. It sounds like people are turning into kids? For some reason...? Was it something in the water or what?

voice; 4/23

[notthekingpin]

Where are you?

[not having his senses means he can't just creepily tell where gwen is in the city it's a drag]

[youretheworst]

[ meanwhile gwen can tell exactly where murdock is, but it's awful. everything is awful. ]

Uhh. My place?

[ She has indeed not left her room yet, and has only succeeded in eating breakfast and getting changed. ]

I woke up with a killer headache.

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[notthekingpin]

[yeah he feels so sorry for you.]

Great, I'm coming over.

[that's it, that's all the warning she gets before he and heaven's door make their way over. he's getting slightly more used to the sensory input from the Stand, although it's still weird to be perceiving things from a spot next to him rather than centered on him.

i mean, it's weird not having his own powers, in general. Heaven's Door has a much more limited scope. At least in terms of this.

anyways he knocks on the door and everything like a nice guy]

[youretheworst]

[ Gwen can sense Matt coming before he knocks. It's weird and uncomfortable and she can feel something weirdly at his shoulder? What the hell is that? ]

Yeah, coming...

[ She drags herself over to the door and holds it open for him. Seeing the Stand in person is only slightly weirder than sensing it before anything else, but she's still gonna stare. Holy crap. ]

What the heck is that?