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[youretheworst]

(Gwen is a millennial, you better text her cause she sure ain't checking her pocket watch voice-mail)

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[youretheworst]

No way.

[ Bad enough she's already in his debt, she doesn't need any more of it. ]

It's not like you can help my dad while we're here. You couldn't pay me to tell you the time of day.

[notthekingpin]

I am sensing some serious antagonism here. After I drew you that lovely Valentine and everything.

[youretheworst]

Murdock. You're an evil defense attorney who has actual ninjas at his beck and call.

[ Gosh, he's like some weird comic book character! ]

I may not know how you do all this stuff, but I know enough to know... you're the worst.

[notthekingpin]

Evil is a very harsh word.

[youre going to hurt his feelings]

[youretheworst]

You're sure not nice. And defense attorneys are all huge slimeballs, so don't take it personally or anything.

[ Even though it totally is personal. ]

[notthekingpin]

[wow?????]

Gwen, you're smarter than that.

[or maybe she's not. he lets the disappointment and that thought play out on his face for her to pick up - but it's all ofr show. he honestly couldn't care one way or another. he doesn't have anything top rove to gwen stacy ]

Either way - you should seek out Madam Lutece.

[youretheworst]

[ She's a cop's daughter and she's seen how you work, Murdock. All you do is keep criminals out of jail, wow!!!! Is this volume 5 daredevil ]

"Madam" Lutece? What for?

[notthekingpin]

Hey, I don't question the titles people pick for themselves, Spider-Woman.

[beat]

Where's the fun in telling you, though? You'll learn more if you have to experience it for yourself. Put those superpowers to work.

[youretheworst]

Sometimes the titles people pick for us are just more fitting, Murderdock.

[ Ya jerk. She snorts at his talk of "superpowers" though. ]

Am I supposed to 'tell her you sent me' or something?

[notthekingpin]

Honestly, I think that'll just confuse her but it does sound both ominous and menacing so I'm all for it.

[youretheworst]

Well, I'm sure not doing that now.

[notthekingpin]

Are you always this fun, or is this special for me?

[youretheworst]

Nope, I try extra hard for you.

[ Why are you even surprised, Gwen. ]

[notthekingpin]

I'm flattered.

[youretheworst]

[ This face. ]

Are we sure this place isn't hell? 'Cause I've had nightmares that aren't as bad as being stuck here with you.

[notthekingpin]

Better the devil you know than the one you don't.

[youretheworst]

[ Gwen grumbles. ]

You seriously enjoy devil puns way too much, dude.

[ Were the business cards not enough? ]

[notthekingpin]

[don't provide the opportunity if you don't want the line]

I think it provides the correct sentiment.

[youretheworst]

That you're the actual devil?

[ Dude enjoys those lines a little more than normal, for real. ]

[notthekingpin]

The fact that you even ask that question brings me great pleasure.

[youretheworst]

It's because you are.

And a total weirdo, by the way. Normal people don't just say they're the devil.

[notthekingpin]

Normal people also don't say they're a spider-woman.

[youretheworst]

Duh, that's why I don't tell people.

And it's totally not the same thing.

[notthekingpin]

It's a little bit the same thing.

[youretheworst]

So you hide behind your devil persona to protect your family and friends and give bad guys a name to yell when they're going on a villain rant?