ic contact

[youretheworst]

(Gwen is a millennial, you better text her cause she sure ain't checking her pocket watch voice-mail)

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[notthekingpin]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[yes thats probably why she asked]

[youretheworst]

Uh, yeah, that's why I asked.

[ obvs ]

[notthekingpin]

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

[youretheworst]

[ Gwen stares, impassively. ]

See, if you'd have said Ninja Club, I might have actually laughed.

[notthekingpin]

Tough Crowd. Can't be helped.

[beat]

Anyway, you think about my offer. I have other errands to run.

[youretheworst]

Right, sure.

[ She won't. Until she needs something only he can get for her. ]

Don't, like, kill anyone.

[notthekingpin]

[he just laughs]

It's Valentine's Day, that seems in poor taste! See you around, Gwen.

[get it? ok hes leaving for real i swear]