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[youretheworst]

(Gwen is a millennial, you better text her cause she sure ain't checking her pocket watch voice-mail)

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[notthekingpin]

It's not like I get that many bribes to do things for other people.

[no he just gives them out]

[youretheworst]

Yeah, you're usually the one handing out bribes, huh?

[ :| ]

[notthekingpin]

Ms. Stacy, I am a servant of the law! That's a terrible accusation.

[youretheworst]

[ Gwen does not even laugh. She levels him a glare, for all that he can't see it, her tone flat. ]

You think you're hilarious, don't you?

[notthekingpin]

It's the truth.

[the truth that its a terrible accusation.]

[youretheworst]

You didn't even deny it, you just said--

[ She stops herself, sighing. Not like anything actually ever gets through to Murdock McMurdeface. (That's an insult to poor Murderface.) ]

Whatever, you're not giving me any power-ups, are you? I'm gonna go... find those shards, I guess. Tell your mopey side I said hi.

[notthekingpin]

Don't murder any children, Spider-woman. Call me if you need help with her. The Devil you know, after all.

[youretheworst]

"Her" meaning opposite-me, right? I'll try. I'm not aiming to kill anyone.

[notthekingpin]

Keep it in mind.

[feel free to leave at any time gwen]

[youretheworst]

Yeah, whatever.

[ Bye, Murdock!! BYE!! ]