Gwen Stacy (Spider-Woman) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
youretheworst) wrote2017-02-14 09:54 am
youretheworst) wrote2017-02-14 09:54 am
[outside wherever gwen is staying these days, she will find a red envelope with her name on it. inside the envelope is what appears to be a drawing done either by a child or a blind man - take your pick - of a girl in a superhero costume that is red (what other color would it be?) and a guy with some dope aviators (also in red)
below this incredible work of art is the following handwritten (also in red are you sensing a theme hes got one marker and thats the color) message:]
roses are red
violets are blue
we had a team up back home
lets have one here too
below this incredible work of art is the following handwritten (also in red are you sensing a theme hes got one marker and thats the color) message:]
roses are red
violets are blue
we had a team up back home
lets have one here too
[ Creepy, Murderdock. SO CREEPY. Gwen takes a pen and writes as big and deep as she possibly can. She doesn't know if he can read it but maybe if she etches her response into the paper, Murdock will get the picture. Because let's face it, she figures he's somewhere around, creeping, so she will just leave this note and go back inside. ]
NO.
NO.
You know I can't read that.
[nah he's here, listening to her etch that shit into his BEAUTIFULLY DONE NOTE]
I'm going to assume it says yes. Call me maybe?
[nah he's here, listening to her etch that shit into his BEAUTIFULLY DONE NOTE]
I'm going to assume it says yes. Call me maybe?
[ Gwen nearly jumps out of her skin as she turns to face Murdock. It's so easy to forget Matt is a frickin' ninja sometimes. ]
No, you stalker-creep! It says no.
No, you stalker-creep! It says no.
Don't be like that. We have a similar problem - we both need to get home.
[boy does he love the sound of hearts in terror over his presence. he'll just walk closer to her whatever.]
What happened to your teleporter? Is it broken?
[boy does he love the sound of hearts in terror over his presence. he'll just walk closer to her whatever.]
What happened to your teleporter? Is it broken?
Yeah, go figure, I wake up in a weird world with everything but my web teleporter.
[ It's kind of a spider-device? Given to her by a weird inter-universal spider-being? So it is pretty weird that she'd leave that at home, actually. ]
Wait. How do you know about that, anyway?
[ It's kind of a spider-device? Given to her by a weird inter-universal spider-being? So it is pretty weird that she'd leave that at home, actually. ]
Wait. How do you know about that, anyway?
I told you before - I keep a metaphorical eye on S.I.L.K. Try and keep up.
[god spider-woman]
Why would you just leave it at home?
[how useless are you]
[god spider-woman]
Why would you just leave it at home?
[how useless are you]
I didn't think... that meant you knew about different dimensions. Wow, excuse me for thinking that might, I dunno, blow your mind or something.
[ Since you're not a superhero?? Right?? ]
I didn't leave it. It wasn't there. It's normally in my bag with all my gear.
[ Since you're not a superhero?? Right?? ]
I didn't leave it. It wasn't there. It's normally in my bag with all my gear.
Oh, I'm sorry.
[he takes a deep breath, and then very sarcastically:]
Wow, Gwen, there are different dimensions? Say it isn't so. I couldn't have ever predicted that from the way Spider-Woman just randomly disappears from thin air on rooftops and has lunch dates with friends where they talk about how truly different food is between here and there.
[ :) ]
Is that better?
[ a n y w a y ]
Kids - always forgetting their stuff, needing to have their hands held at every step.
[he takes a deep breath, and then very sarcastically:]
Wow, Gwen, there are different dimensions? Say it isn't so. I couldn't have ever predicted that from the way Spider-Woman just randomly disappears from thin air on rooftops and has lunch dates with friends where they talk about how truly different food is between here and there.
[ :) ]
Is that better?
[ a n y w a y ]
Kids - always forgetting their stuff, needing to have their hands held at every step.
Edited 2017-02-16 21:27 (UTC)
[ Gwen crosses her arms and sighs, rolling her eyes so hard as Murdock goes on his little shtick. ]
TMI, I don't need confirmation that your ninjas stalk me all the time. But thanks. Thanks.
[ Don't give her that lousy kid talk when you say the word "hashtag" IRL. ]
Look, it was supposed to be there. I dunno where it went! Maybe whatever weird multiverse power that stuck us here took it. Maybe Bodega Bandit stopped being the worst criminal stole it. Point is, I don't have it, okay?
TMI, I don't need confirmation that your ninjas stalk me all the time. But thanks. Thanks.
[ Don't give her that lousy kid talk when you say the word "hashtag" IRL. ]
Look, it was supposed to be there. I dunno where it went! Maybe whatever weird multiverse power that stuck us here took it. Maybe Bodega Bandit stopped being the worst criminal stole it. Point is, I don't have it, okay?
Ninjas, S.I.L.K. agents on rooftops, S.H.I.E.L.D., police -- you've made a lot of friends. They just all have your back in non-traditional ways.
[its totally creepy]
Aw, Bodega Bandit. How's he doing? So sad about Bandito, am I right?
[its totally creepy]
Aw, Bodega Bandit. How's he doing? So sad about Bandito, am I right?
So you keep tabs on everyone back home?
[ CREEPY. SO CREEPY. Gwen tries her best not to shudder. She does not succeed. ]
Being here must be killing you without your web of ninja spies.
[ Yeah she is totally going to rise to that bait, too. Oh, Gwen. ]
He started a twitter campaign and used the money to buy his pug a new outfit. He's probably doing fine.
[ STILL THE WORST. ]
[ CREEPY. SO CREEPY. Gwen tries her best not to shudder. She does not succeed. ]
Being here must be killing you without your web of ninja spies.
[ Yeah she is totally going to rise to that bait, too. Oh, Gwen. ]
He started a twitter campaign and used the money to buy his pug a new outfit. He's probably doing fine.
[ STILL THE WORST. ]
That's a cute metaphor, coming from a spider-lady.
[he actually says this like he really does think it's cute. he does not take the bait. he is still 100% chill]
Good for him.
[he actually says this like he really does think it's cute. he does not take the bait. he is still 100% chill]
Good for him.
Ugh! That wasn't-- that wasn't on purpose!
[ Oops? But that's beside the point! ]
You sure you haven't already hired some rando to grab intel on everyone here? 'Cause that seems like the kind of creepy mob-boss thing you'd do.
[ Since you're, y'know, a mob boss. ]
[ Oops? But that's beside the point! ]
You sure you haven't already hired some rando to grab intel on everyone here? 'Cause that seems like the kind of creepy mob-boss thing you'd do.
[ Since you're, y'know, a mob boss. ]
Sounds like a nice idea. Should I hire you?
No way.
[ Bad enough she's already in his debt, she doesn't need any more of it. ]
It's not like you can help my dad while we're here. You couldn't pay me to tell you the time of day.
[ Bad enough she's already in his debt, she doesn't need any more of it. ]
It's not like you can help my dad while we're here. You couldn't pay me to tell you the time of day.
I am sensing some serious antagonism here. After I drew you that lovely Valentine and everything.
Murdock. You're an evil defense attorney who has actual ninjas at his beck and call.
[ Gosh, he's like some weird comic book character! ]
I may not know how you do all this stuff, but I know enough to know... you're the worst.
[ Gosh, he's like some weird comic book character! ]
I may not know how you do all this stuff, but I know enough to know... you're the worst.
Evil is a very harsh word.
[youre going to hurt his feelings]
[youre going to hurt his feelings]
You're sure not nice. And defense attorneys are all huge slimeballs, so don't take it personally or anything.
[ Even though it totally is personal. ]
[ Even though it totally is personal. ]
[wow?????]
Gwen, you're smarter than that.
[or maybe she's not. he lets the disappointment and that thought play out on his face for her to pick up - but it's all ofr show. he honestly couldn't care one way or another. he doesn't have anything top rove to gwen stacy ]
Either way - you should seek out Madam Lutece.
Gwen, you're smarter than that.
[or maybe she's not. he lets the disappointment and that thought play out on his face for her to pick up - but it's all ofr show. he honestly couldn't care one way or another. he doesn't have anything top rove to gwen stacy ]
Either way - you should seek out Madam Lutece.
[ She's a cop's daughter and she's seen how you work, Murdock. All you do is keep criminals out of jail, wow!!!! Is this volume 5 daredevil ]
"Madam" Lutece? What for?
"Madam" Lutece? What for?
Hey, I don't question the titles people pick for themselves, Spider-Woman.
[beat]
Where's the fun in telling you, though? You'll learn more if you have to experience it for yourself. Put those superpowers to work.
[beat]
Where's the fun in telling you, though? You'll learn more if you have to experience it for yourself. Put those superpowers to work.
Sometimes the titles people pick for us are just more fitting, Murderdock.
[ Ya jerk. She snorts at his talk of "superpowers" though. ]
Am I supposed to 'tell her you sent me' or something?
[ Ya jerk. She snorts at his talk of "superpowers" though. ]
Am I supposed to 'tell her you sent me' or something?
Honestly, I think that'll just confuse her but it does sound both ominous and menacing so I'm all for it.
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