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You didn't turn into a child did you?

[you know. as a casual question. wtf ruby city]

Uhh... no?

[ What is this... child.... I mean, ok she has her suspicions since her watch has nothing but babies in it suddenly. ]

Who is this?

It's Matt, you favorite arch-villain.

[hi gwen guess who hasn't mentally aged down yet]

You sound normal, so I'm going to take that as a good sign.

Ugh, seriously?

[ She was afraid you'd say that, Matt. ]

I mean, I guess. It sounds like people are turning into kids? For some reason...? Was it something in the water or what?

No idea. I'm not a fan.

[honestly]

But, look, it sounds like people are ending up mentally the age their bodies end up. [this is why he called there was a point here] Remember how I said I don't need to be your responsibility? I think we might wanna table that one.

Wait, what? Are you asking me to babysit you?

That's not what I meant by responsibility!

I mean, suit yourself. But I should maybe remind you about my whole "raised by ninja parents to be a force of destruction" backstory you're forgetting.

Ughhhhh.

[ She groans, obviously. ]

Fine, alright. Should I go pick you up or something? How do I know your kid-ninja self won't try to attack me if I tell him he can't stay up past curfew?

[ I mean that's how babysitting works, right. ]

No promises. Guess you'll just have to be ready for anything.

[ She sighs. Great. It's somehow her job to stop a child ninja from going murder-crazy. How fun. ]

Alright, fine. I'll head over. Try not to kill anybody in the meantime.

[ :) :) ]

See you soon, Spider-woman.

Sure. Just... don't go anywhere, okay?

[ What do you even do with a tiny Matt Murdock, she doesn't really want to find out but she doesn't have much choice either. He's her "responsibility."

Gwen sighs. Whatever!! She can totally do this. Though she is in kind of a hurry so she goes to him via her web shooters and switches out of her gear before going to meet him. Sure, he can't see, but other people can... ]

Murdock? You here or what?

[unfortunately (what were you expecting), by the time she gets there he's already a kid. he's there...its his house...but he's also hiding in a closet trying to decide if he should jump her or what

hope you like hide and go seek]

[ Of course he's hiding. He's a ninja. Gwen has her spider-sense, so at least she shouldn't be totally off-guard... Maybe. ]

Alright, kid, where are you?

[ Where would a blind ninja hide? Under the bed? She's gonna check there first, sorry for intruding, Murdock. (She's not sorry tho.....) ]

[luckily theres no porn or like anything bad under there. gwen wont be scarred for life]

[ He's blind, what kind of porn would he even have???

Don't tell Gwen you can feel colors, Matt. ]

Murdock? Muurdock? C'mon, you're in here, right?

[ Time to try the closet... ]

[when gwen enters the closet he jumps down from the shelf he was perched on -- this is the nice part about being a little kid, you can fit into crawl spaces - to try and land on top of her. of course, he doesn't know about her spider sense so she might just get the sense in time to jump away OR she'll end up with one little ninja kid on her back]

[ Thank you, spider-sense, for all that itu may be usually useless, it gives her enough of a warning for her to step back with a shriek.

I mean, it's still a tiny kid jumping at her in a closet. ]

Holy crap, Murdock! You almost scared the hell out of me!

What are you doing here?

[darn. he really wanted to jump her, too.]

You asked me to come.

[ Gwen crosses her arms. She is so not equipped to deal with this, but she's gonna. ]

Well, not you, you. Older you.

[ok well that makes no sense but on the other hand what about this place does? so he'll...take it, i guess]

I don't need your help.

I never said I was here to help you. You're the one who wanted me to keep you out of trouble.

[ At least she's being honest...? ]

Well I'm not going to get into any trouble.

[duh!!]

That's easy for you to say. I still have to keep an eye on you.

[ Responsibility! ]

Well you sound like you don't really want to, and I don't really want you to so where's the harm if you just go?

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