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[youretheworst]

(Gwen is a millennial, you better text her cause she sure ain't checking her pocket watch voice-mail)

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[youretheworst]

[ SHUDDERING. WHY, OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN HER WORLD, DID SHE GET STUCK WITH THIS GUY ]

You are so creepy, you know that?

[notthekingpin]

That's very harsh. But I can understand why you feel that way.

[youretheworst]

Well, you're like what, forty? And you're saying we have something special. It's creepy, dude.

[notthekingpin]

I'm not forty.

[um thats very rude!! to assume!! hes not that old]

[youretheworst]

So what, you're..... thirty five? It's not like I can tell with you wearing glasses all the time. You could have crows' feet for all I know.

[ What a rude child, Gwen. ]

[notthekingpin]

Honestly, it only makes people more uncomfortable when I take them off.

[real talk]

[youretheworst]

It's probably not even that creepy. You're not like, missing your eyes or anything, right?

[ Right? No way..... ]

[notthekingpin]

[matt laughs but only because that's the better option than getting angry because jesus christ woman you are so insensitive]

Hm, you know, it seems to be some kind of visual issue, I can't say I know for sure what the problem is for sighted people. Must be so hard for them, though.

[youretheworst]

[ It's..... part of her charm? Or maybe she just dislikes Matt too much to skirt around the issue. That's legit. ]

Riight. Woe is us, I guess.

[notthekingpin]

You're a bad judge of age. You should work on that, for the whole crime-fighting thing. Makes it easier to describe people.

[youretheworst]

Look, you're younger than my dad, that's kind of where I'm at with judging age. Anybody over 30 is pretty old if you ask me.

[ teenagers. ]

[notthekingpin]

Youths. So young. So full of assumptions.

[youretheworst]

I'm almost twenty. I'm not a child.

[notthekingpin]

And I'm sure everyone is so proud of your growth.

[youretheworst]

You're doing it again. Being creepy.

[notthekingpin]

[sighs!!!!!]

Alright, alright. I got the information I wanted, anyway. I'll let you go back to doing whatever a spider does.

[youretheworst]

Uh, right. Sure.

[ She's totally doing important spider-stuff, yeah..... ]

Let me know if you... need something. I'll answer, even if you're a creep.

[ She might not like him or even like to admit it, but she owes him so. There's that. ]

[notthekingpin]

[o-oh!!!]

Aw, you can contact me too. You know where to find me.

[youretheworst]

Ugh.

[ she did not!! mean they're friends!! ]

Yeah, whatever. I know better than to owe you anything.

[ Does she tho? ]