[ Well, that's unexpected. Gwen kind of thought Matt would be down with crime since he'd been raised by assassins but she evidently miscalculated here. Maybe this is before the brainwashing really set in. Now she feels kinda bad. ]

Why would I lie to you? I just told you that you grow up to be a huge thorn in my dad's side. Plus I fight crime. You and I aren't exactly friends... we're more like. On a reluctant team-up basis. If I was gonna lie to you, I'd tell you you were my weird uncle or something.